ZIMBABWEAN DOCTOR WINS!!!

An Israeli doctor says:
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have himlooking for work in six weeks."

A British doctor says:
"That is nothing, we can take a lung out of oneperson, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Canadian doctor says:
"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and havethem both looking for work in two weeks."

A Zimbabwean doctor, not to be outdone, says:
"You guys are way behind, YEARS AGO we took a man with no brain - made him President, and the whole country is looking for work. "