Bongani

BONGANI bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said: "'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"      ============ ========= ========= ====== BONGANI and Friend BONGANI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying? BONGANI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.      ============ ========= ========= ========= === BONGANI and Doctor BONGANI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR:  Take this tablet, you will be ok. BONGANI :  Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.      ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== BONGANI and WIFE BONGANI : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? BONGANI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.      ============ ========= ========= ========= == BONGANI and WIFE again BONGANI : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know? BONGANI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.      ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== BONGANI and POLICE BONGANI complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house." Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' BONGANI : 'I was watching TV news....'      ============ ========= ========= ========= == BONGANI comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'      ============ ========= ========= ========= ======== Once BONGANI was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= == BONGANI in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?' ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === BONGANI at School Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense BONGANI : The future tense is 'u will go to jail' ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===== And lastly Bongani and the Servant BONGANI told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!' Servant: 'It's already raining.' BONGANI : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'