'n Blondine skakel die lughawe en vra "Hoe lank neem 'n vlug vanaf Kaapstad na Londen?"
"Net 'n minuut," antwoord die besige ontvangsdame aan die ander kant.
"Dankie," sê die blondine en plaas die gehoorstuk neer.
Waarom hou die blondine 'n leë melkbottel in haar yskas?
Vir mense wat van swart koffie hou.
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I have been part of a joke-email distribution network for many years, and have tried to organise all of them into one big blogsite full of the good stuff. This is not nearly all of them - posting my full resume of jokes would be a full-time job.
Time for a joke or two
There are more than 800 jokes on this blog. Some of them are actually quite good.
How many idiots stumbled accross this page by accident?
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