Brakpan.......

A Brakpan girl goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefits.

"How many children?" asks the assessor?

"Ten" replies the Brakpan girl,

"Ten?" exclaims the Home Affairs worker.

"What are their names?"

"Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie and Kosie "

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Brakpan girl. "It’s great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout Kosie, YOUR SUPPER'S READY or Kosie GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Home Affairs worker.
"That's easy," says the Brakpan girl... "I just use their surnames"

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