Rajpat

Rajpat (father): "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son: "I will choose my own bride."
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter"
Son: "Well, in that case ... ok and all"

Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates:
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter ..and all"
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"

Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank and all."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case ... ok"

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank:
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law and all."

President: "Ah, in that case ... ok"

And THAT is how Indians do business!...and all