Dear Dr. Phil

Dear Dr. Phil

I am a crack dealer in Kempton Park, Gauteng, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Hillbrow and one of my sisters, who lives in Benoni, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Brakpan. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non parole life sentence at Leeukop Central and my other brother is currently in jail awaiting his sentence.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Yeoville.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé very much And look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be Totally open and honest with her .

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a BLUE BULLS supporter?

Signed (Worried About My Reputation)