An Boertjie from Pretoria

An Afrikaner from Pretoria phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"R85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

"Blikskottel, R85!!! Didn't you got anyfink cheaper ?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"What about if you jus didn't can like to use any anesthetic?" "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock R15 off. "What about if you just use one of your dentist trainees and still wiffout an anesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to R40".

"How about if you makes it a trainin' session, and one of your students can like to do the extraction wiff the other students watching and learning?"

"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "and it's going to be very traumatic, but I'll charge you R5."

"Now you talking broer! It's a deal," said the Afrikaaner. "Can you confirm an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then?"