Strangers

A 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled upbeside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the driver.

"No way", replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and R10?" asked the driver.
"I said no way", replied the irritated youngster
"What about a bag of juicy lollies and FIFTY bucks eh?",quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy.

"Okay, okay, I know what you want. I'll give you R100 and a bag of lollies",
the driver offered."NO!", screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver with a longsigh.

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Tata, you live with it."

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